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I’ll still be here after the rapture

14 May

There is a belief among some that one week from today, the rapture will occur. This might cause a dilemma if you are a devout Christian and animal lover who worries that your pets might not have a soul (and therefore won’t be taken with you).

Never fear, atheists are willing to come to the rescue. There are at least two different services who, for a fee, are willing to promise you that one of their network of non-Christian volunteers will come and get your pet, promising that it will be taken care of for the rest of its life.

 
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Posted by on May 14, 2011 in Pets, Religion

 

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One response to “I’ll still be here after the rapture

  1. Digsy

    May 18, 2011 at 5:09 pm

    I would like to be added to your service committee. I am an avid animal lover, rehabilitator, and rescue volunteer. Your soulless pets will be well taken care of by me and my Atheist cohorts. We offer our services…of course for a fee. Otherwise we’ll eat them. Dogs make good jerky.

     

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